as written on; Thursday, January 31, 2008
2:40 AM | 0 comments
Lame driving with retarded driver
Jess is broke this month. well, more like after today. x(
I need $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ this cny. sobs*
BTW, i drove to 1U today ALL BY MYSELF.
I'm so proud. *wipes tear away*
nyahaha. But still. I got lost. XD
Had to make an emergency call to my saviour ONION to rescue me.
*sayang*
It was a lil' blueberry JAM on the way & i came up
with this rule which can be applied to most ppl out there.
I named it "JESSICA'S ROAD SURVIVAL GUIDE".
1. NEVER change to the lane which seems faster.
Once u change to that lane,it will automatically become slower than the lane b4.
I know. I've tried. xp
2. Do not signal if u wanna cut lanes.
Once u do, the car on that lane willsuddenly speed up & block u
from going into their so called territory.
Just make a dangerous turn and allow them to horn at u like hell
while u snicker at them wif glee. muahahaha.
3. To park or not to park. LEGALLY. x)
Target ppl with plastic bags, monitor their movements, their eyes.
Look which car they are staring at.
Wait for it... wait for it...
car beeps*
YES!!!! IT"S DAT CAR!!!
zooms right in front of that car and turns on signal.
Take that!!! nyahahaha..
Stranger: sorry miss. We're just putting stuff, not leaving.
Jess: =___________=
4. Women drivers. OMG-ness.
I have no comments. LOL
I'm still a teen!!! I'm excluded from this.
Yeah rite. U R ONE OF THEM!! xp
I'm not 100% sure if this will help improve ur driving skills.
It's just crap mind u. so, anyway, why are you even reading my blog?
Don't u have better things to do, huh?
Hoping I'll ditch some dirt about myself?
u want a piece of me punk!?
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
OMGOSH. I AM MEAN! WOoOOoo.
But anyway. I'm also pretty sad that SOME PPL r goin off to aus to study.
sigh* First ally. Now that soh lou.
Who's next? Don't wanna noe.
I tot i ngan fa tim when he told me.
Awww. that is just so sad man. :[
It's raining heavily now.
I can't even heard the music from my laptop.
Can't even watch that retarded astro with it's lame signals.
So here i am. bloggin like nobody's business.
Typical.
p/s: thanks ONION!!! Fer the rescue in my time of sesated-ness & baskin robbins!!
Strawberry flavour! YUMS* I will buy mr.tako fer u. Made in china. x)
starvin,
Jess
I need $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ this cny. sobs*
BTW, i drove to 1U today ALL BY MYSELF.
I'm so proud. *wipes tear away*
nyahaha. But still. I got lost. XD
Had to make an emergency call to my saviour ONION to rescue me.
*sayang*
It was a lil' blueberry JAM on the way & i came up
with this rule which can be applied to most ppl out there.
I named it "JESSICA'S ROAD SURVIVAL GUIDE".
1. NEVER change to the lane which seems faster.
Once u change to that lane,it will automatically become slower than the lane b4.
I know. I've tried. xp
2. Do not signal if u wanna cut lanes.
Once u do, the car on that lane willsuddenly speed up & block u
from going into their so called territory.
Just make a dangerous turn and allow them to horn at u like hell
while u snicker at them wif glee. muahahaha.
3. To park or not to park. LEGALLY. x)
Target ppl with plastic bags, monitor their movements, their eyes.
Look which car they are staring at.
Wait for it... wait for it...
car beeps*
YES!!!! IT"S DAT CAR!!!
zooms right in front of that car and turns on signal.
Take that!!! nyahahaha..
Stranger: sorry miss. We're just putting stuff, not leaving.
Jess: =___________=
4. Women drivers. OMG-ness.
I have no comments. LOL
I'm still a teen!!! I'm excluded from this.
Yeah rite. U R ONE OF THEM!! xp
I'm not 100% sure if this will help improve ur driving skills.
It's just crap mind u. so, anyway, why are you even reading my blog?
Don't u have better things to do, huh?
Hoping I'll ditch some dirt about myself?
u want a piece of me punk!?
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
OMGOSH. I AM MEAN! WOoOOoo.
But anyway. I'm also pretty sad that SOME PPL r goin off to aus to study.
sigh* First ally. Now that soh lou.
Who's next? Don't wanna noe.
I tot i ngan fa tim when he told me.
Awww. that is just so sad man. :[
It's raining heavily now.
I can't even heard the music from my laptop.
Can't even watch that retarded astro with it's lame signals.
So here i am. bloggin like nobody's business.
Typical.
p/s: thanks ONION!!! Fer the rescue in my time of sesated-ness & baskin robbins!!
Strawberry flavour! YUMS* I will buy mr.tako fer u. Made in china. x)
starvin,
Jess
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