as written on; Saturday, January 31, 2009
Jessica's CNY
Ahhh.. Chinese New Year.. *smiles widely*
Everybody loves CNY right??
I mean it is all about family & friends & ANGPAUS!!!!! Right?? LOL.
This reason is enough to paste a smile on this idiotic face of mine.
Let’s not forget about the nation wide uber holiday bonus everyone gets.
HAHAHAHA.
Wooo. No classes today.
How cool is that.
Uber cool!!
Sorry ppl. All the money I’m receiving has gone up to my head and it’s squashing my brain so I’m talking much crap now. =/
Okay okay. Enough.
To cut things short, I visited my relatives, my Bff’s, my Bf’s and my F’s,
collected ang paus,
Went til the edge of kl with my friends, had kajang sate together,
collected more ang paus,
Played cards, played majong, lost 8 bucks to my dad,
collected even more ang paus,
won back 5 bucks from my dad and oh oh oh…!!
I ate fish eyes and baby ducks butt.
My gawd. I will never touch/eat any butts anymore!! NEVER AGAIN!!!
I have one word to describe it……
STINKBOMBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EwwWwwW!!!! YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
I couldn’t get rid of the nasty smell in my mouth.
I had to swallow big portions of white rice to make the taste go away.
My dad was laughin like a mad man as he was the one who told me to taste the ducky’s butt!
Dam evil okayyyyy!!! HMmmPPhHHH!!!
Oh and this incident will be the most memorable day ever.
My first tyre puncture.
No wait, my first tyre explosion. Yes. My tyre exploded.
It was a miracle how I could drive on for 2 days.
It happened when I was on the way to teng’s house to bai nian.
Then as I was driving, me and ling heard a loud explosion.
I was like wat was that?? Did I run over something??
But I didn’t think much of it as my car was still running smoothly. O.o
In short, I continued to use my car on the HIGHWAY for another two days!
I’m really lucky. Really really lucky.
Lucky that it was my back tyre that exploded and not the front, or else I would have lost control of my car.
Lucky that when I felt something was wrong with my car & my car was kinda rocking up and down like a boat that I had reached Banana’s house.
Lucky because like I said just now, I was driving on the highway, the LDP highway, with my torn tyre. Can u imagine anot????
For those without imagination, I took a picture for u to see larrrrr….
Shocking huh? To see my tyre in this kind of state & still enduring til the end until I’ve safely reached my final destination. I’m seriously thankful for God’s protection. Thank you thank you thank you.
But my poor baby red car. *sayang*
You rest well yea missy, you did a great job bringing me to safety. :3
And with the three macho men around to help me change my tyre, I didn’t need to life a finger. LOL.
I can’t stop saying how lucky I am.. haha.. If not my car break down halfway on the highway how?? Have to flag down someone to help me lehhh… Plus it’s so dangerous to stop on the highway.. You all know lar.. there are these crazy cars who think they are so cool to be driving like racers. Chehhh.
Introducing my two heroes of the day. =)
And my car is really special. We couldn’t find the spare tyre at first.
There was this special nut where we had to turn, then the tyre would drop from the bottom of the car.
Plus my tools weren’t right for changing my tyre. I was stressing out that time as I had to get back home before five coz my family and I were having a dinner with my dad’s fren. But in the end, nana’s dad came to the rescue with his box of tools. To me, every dad is a hero.
They always save the day. ^^
mwah mwah mwah
Phew. Man that was a long entry. Most interesting new year ever. Hehe.
Happy moo year ppl!
moo,
Jess
Labels: moo year, tyre puncit
as written on; Sunday, January 25, 2009
Few days b4 cny
Oh and can u believe they never tried the oh so famous crepe before? 
FRIDAY
Me & Mr.Banana went for a movie.
That retard who promised me that we would be watchin underworld3 took back his promise & demanded to watch Red CliffII..
I was like #*()$)@#$)&@#*@$(*@#))!!!!!
as written on; Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Another day
me and yc darling. *hearts*
keke. Supposed to go yoga trial with puiyee gehh at nite..
Labels: outing, yc and fai
as written on; Monday, January 12, 2009
yr1 sem 3
I'm gonna hate mondays from now on. Super long lorr the hourssss.....!!!
Really didn't wanna get outta my comfy soft bed at 7am in the morning.
It has been super wuper long since i've woken up that early. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....!!!
PLUS,
i was late for the first class on the first day of college.
Then for the second class.. practically the whole class ponteng pegi sing karaoke..
Seriously don't know what out lecturer gonna think of us.
First day of class already ponteng.
I think only 6 ppl turned up for econs class.
I'm turning gangsta yo. >.<
When they said wanna sing k i was thinkin i sure pokai man.
Already spend so much money still wanna go sing k.
Peer pressure. sigh sigh. If not i 4 hours stuck in college u want me fatt mou in library meh.
ugh ugh ugh! freaking tired now.
After that still had to go back for my 4pm class again. bahhh.
Good thing they gonna change our timetable soon, no need study til so late. ngekk.
Come to think of it. Monday today wasn't as blue as i thought it would be. =p
i wanted to type more but i forgot what i wanted to type........ =..=
Not so blue,
Jess
Labels: yr1 sem3
as written on; Saturday, January 10, 2009
Few hours left til i turn boring again.
Now that i'm gonna start college again, i think value my weekends even more. For the past one month,i couldn't tell my weekends from weekdays. LOL. i love the stress free life :) But nothing lasts forever.. Tomorow i will have to get up at 7 for class! GAHHHHHH..!! And my class tomorow is until 6pm!!! Can u believe that!!! 6pm!!! Dam potong steam. But after the 8am class i do have a 4 hours break... tapi... boleh pegi mana?? Sg long tade apa pun. Boleh mati. Ngapa kita speaking in BM? Dunno wei -..- ku rasa semacam aje hari ini.. It has to be College!! It has to be!! Sighs.
My black hair is so pretty :) YES! SAY IT! :) No idea why i'm still obessing about my hair these days. LOL. SICK of hearing all about my hair yet? oh well :3
Btw, all my missions for this holiday has been achieved. Except for knitting. So nobody will be getting any knit wear d. lol.
mad,
Jess
Labels: coll reopens. again. =.=
as written on; Friday, January 9, 2009
Melacca trip. Me miss..
Onion is gonna leave! sobs. Dont Go!!!stay here larrr..
Amazing how the cannon didn't break with Mr R's weight. haha 
Kenny syok sendiri. XD
This picture would be extra awesome if i had the other picture which is with teng.U'll see.. After i get the picture from her. hehe.
Somewhere on the hilly hills.. They got lost on the way to their wedding and decided to get married on the grass instead. LOL. Nahhhh.. it's just their photoshoot..But seriously.. on the grass?? On a hill?? above the longkang?? =..=
Our satay celup ^^ Dam cheap loh..One of a kind.. It's kinda like steamboat but instead of boiling hot water, this one uses satay sauce. Then we take all the things we want to eat and dip it inside to let it boil. One thing great about this is that i get to eat pork!! muahahah. Yes, this place serves pork. And Jess ate lots and lots of pig's ears. bahahaha.
Never wear a white shirt while eating satay celup.. See how the sauce splashes and boils and bubbles?? It's like a witches stew..
See the crowd behind? Lots of ppl. Obviously this place is also a fav to locals. We were lucky to get a table. After our turn ppl were queing up waiting for an empty table. 0_0 
They say the more time u spend with a person the more they look alike.
Our hotel room in A'famosa. Didn't hit me to take the picture with the lights on. Orange lights always gives the room a warm fuzzy feeling. Hehe. We stayed in Mahkota hotel the previous night but that place not worth taking pictures if u get what i mean.
what can i say? i am vain.IT"S MYYY BLOG! *hmph* merajuks.*
Around 6pm we headed to cowboy town
The Pub & Disco in cowboy town. Looks cool on the outside but the inside...
Then we decided to eat dinner at The Ranch Steakhouse. Despite those two bananas who don't eat beef me and teng dragged them along. muahaha. coz this was the only place that looked more appetizing. teeheee..
The decorations inside
I would have liked to sit upstairs but we weren't allowed. Sighs.
One of the parades they had. One of my fav pics. XD
This is Jess. She is not afraid to feed the pony. She it the bravest girl known alive. Bold & beautiful & charming. cheh-wah. k lar i Shutup lorrr. I know what YOU gonna say d.. =(
Beneath every girl lies a camwhore .
Kenny trying to dance ballet to swarn lake.
Some of the best shots i took in animal safari. The bear so cham his looks. Abit heartbreaking.
Wild wild west
We and the red indians. rawr.
And their arch enemies the cowboys.
Sighss.. Monday is coming....
Labels: melacca trip
as written on; Saturday, January 3, 2009
New year's eve
Dazzling~
Nose diggers. XD
Nose diggers no.2 XD
me and cl
After that we went to kenny's house to set up the bbq things.(although the guys did all the work)
wakaka. I should have stayed inside kenny's house.
I was being a victim of many mosquitoes. =(
The ppl.
The ke le fe at the back tryin to spoil things
more ppl. LOL
BEFORE.
AFTER. 
ME.
The next day everyone was infected wit flu.
=(
Oh yeah and we played with dolly. 
I want a dog too. =/
Okay here u can c my black hair more clearly.Labels: new year's eve
