as written on; Tuesday, November 18, 2008
12:56 AM | 0 comments
Swt
as written on; Sunday, May 11, 2008
9:00 AM | 0 comments
11th of May
Hi mum. Happy mama’s day. ^^
As usual. I made a card for her + brought her out for dinner.
I’m really running out of ideas on how to design my cards as I make different designs for her every year. Some more in a yr there are so many special days such as: mama’s day, mama’s b’day, papa’s day, papa’s b’day, Christmas & even for their anniversary my dad will bribe me to help him make a card for mum. And he’ll take all the credit. ZzzZzz~
*
I was washing the dishes in the morning and there was a lizard swimming in the sink.
OMG. I nearly smashed the bowl as i threw it back in the sink and jumped aside.
It was a white lizard okay!! Macam ada cancer only. wth.
I now have a phobia of washing dishes in that sink.
Anything white that i c stuck on the sink will give me a sudden shiver.
I had to ask my dad to stand beside me as i finish washing the dishes. :p
*
Is there any offers to bring me out for meals this week?
And possibly the next week too?
I think I can only afford to buy myself a cup of teh tarik when I sit down for mamak.
I can’t even afford food anymore. Very cham de loh. :<
Sighs. I’m having abit of em’ mood swings today.
I don’t even noe what’s wrong wif me.
There’s just so much stuff going through my head these few days.
I have half a mind to create another blog that only certain selected ppl can read coz u noe, I sometimes do have to restrain myself from blurting out too much info.
Some things are just meant to be private. Lol.
After such a long period…………
hopefully I won’t worry myself sick. Oh boy. :'(
Life is such eh?
P/s: SEI LUI BAO! U STILL HAVEN’T WISHED ME YET! I’m disowning u d.
I’m having such evil thoughts that I’m scaring myself. :x
Jess
As usual. I made a card for her + brought her out for dinner.
I’m really running out of ideas on how to design my cards as I make different designs for her every year. Some more in a yr there are so many special days such as: mama’s day, mama’s b’day, papa’s day, papa’s b’day, Christmas & even for their anniversary my dad will bribe me to help him make a card for mum. And he’ll take all the credit. ZzzZzz~
*
I was washing the dishes in the morning and there was a lizard swimming in the sink.
OMG. I nearly smashed the bowl as i threw it back in the sink and jumped aside.
It was a white lizard okay!! Macam ada cancer only. wth.
I now have a phobia of washing dishes in that sink.
Anything white that i c stuck on the sink will give me a sudden shiver.
I had to ask my dad to stand beside me as i finish washing the dishes. :p
*
Is there any offers to bring me out for meals this week?
And possibly the next week too?
I think I can only afford to buy myself a cup of teh tarik when I sit down for mamak.
I can’t even afford food anymore. Very cham de loh. :<
Sighs. I’m having abit of em’ mood swings today.
I don’t even noe what’s wrong wif me.
There’s just so much stuff going through my head these few days.
I have half a mind to create another blog that only certain selected ppl can read coz u noe, I sometimes do have to restrain myself from blurting out too much info.
Some things are just meant to be private. Lol.
After such a long period…………
hopefully I won’t worry myself sick. Oh boy. :'(
Life is such eh?
P/s: SEI LUI BAO! U STILL HAVEN’T WISHED ME YET! I’m disowning u d.
*Dumps to stepma* Dera her as much as u like. *cackles*
I’m having such evil thoughts that I’m scaring myself. :x
Jess
Labels: crap, mother's day
as written on; Thursday, March 27, 2008
8:51 AM | 0 comments
Combined trash
This is dam funny wei.
Brace urselves.
W.Long & akit..
OhGAWD. LOL!!!!
OhGAWD. LOL!!!!
They had this dancing competition so their coach made them
shave off their armpit hairs.
URGH!!!!! gross!!!!
Worth tak? XD
hahahahahhahaha.
For those who have nvr seen naruto b4.
Well, u're in luck.
Cartoon Network will be broad casting Naruto, yes the jap anime.
Starting APril 7.
wheeeee.
But it's in english though.
i prefer em talkin in jap. =]
And... it's the second time i'm seeing ah long pte ltd at 1u.
It's dam syok loh wei.
It's still funny, even for the 2nd time.
" U CALL ME AHGUA SOMEMORE!!!"
xp i love this quote. hahahhaa.
crappy,
Jess
Labels: crap
as written on; Friday, March 21, 2008
1:04 AM | 0 comments
Im SpongeBobSquarePants
My fwen sent this to me.
I think it's pretty cute, since i love cartoons. ^.^
So i'm tagging Tengteng, LG jai, myluilui, ky, rach, and jake & anyone who wants to try & BRUCE, if u r reading this. =)
wokays. here it goes~
1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date?
a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.)
b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.)
c) Painting in the park (5 pts)
d) Rock concert (1 pt.)
e) Going to the movies (3 pts.)
2. What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.)
b) Alternative (1 pt.)
c) Soft Rock (4 pts.)
d) Country (5 pts.)
e) Pop (3 pts.)
3. What type of movies do you prefer?
a) Comedy (2 pts.)
b) Horror (1 pt.)
c) Musical (3 pts.)
d) Romance (4 pts.)
e) Documentary (5 pts.)
4. Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could choose one of these?
a) Waiter (4 pts..)
b) Professional Sports Player (5 pts.)
c) Teacher (3 pts.)
d) Police (2 pts.)
e) Cashier (1 pt)
5 What do you do with your spare time?
a) Exercise (5 pts.)
b) Read (4 pts.)
c) Watch television (2 pts.)
d) Listen to music (1 pt.)
e) Sleep (3 pts.)
6. Which one of the following colors do you like best?
a) Yellow (1 pt.)
b) White (5 pts..)
c) Sky Blue (3 pts.)
d) Dark Blue (2 pts.)
e) Red (4 pts.)
7. What do you prefer to eat?
a) Snow (3 pts..)
b) Pizza (2 pts.)
c) Sushi (1 pt.)
d) Pasta (4 pts.)
e) Salad (5 pts.)
8. What is your favorite holiday ?
a) Halloween (1 pt.)
b) Christmas (3 pts.)
c) New Year (2 pts.)
d) Valentine's Day (4 pts.)
e) Thanksgiving (5 pts.)
9. If you could go to one of these places which one would it be?
a) Paris (4 pts)
b) Spain(5 pts)
c) Las Vegas(1 pt)
d) Hawaii(4 pts)
e) Hollywood (3 pts)
10. With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?
a) Someone Smart (5 pts.)
b) Someone attractive (2 pts.)
c) Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.)
d) Someone who always has fun (3 pts.)
e) Someone very sentimental (4 pts.)
Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting for! Put your character in the subject line and forward to your friends and back to the person that sent this to you.
Very interesting to see 'who' your friends are!
(10-16 points) You are Garfield:
You are very comfortable, easy going, and you definitely know how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know what you are doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may not see things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do what is right. Try to remember, your happy spirit may hurt you or others.
(17-23 points) You are Snoopy:
You are fun; you are very cool and popular. You always know what's in and you ' re never out of style , y you are good at knowing how to satisfy everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days more than once but you always come home with the family values that you learned Being married and having children are important to you, but only after you have had your share of fun times
(24-28 points) You are Elmo:
You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to give advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and you always see the bright side of things. Some good advice: try not to be too much of a dreamer. Dreaming too big could cause many conflicts in your life.
(29-35 points) You are
I think it's pretty cute, since i love cartoons. ^.^
So i'm tagging Tengteng, LG jai, myluilui, ky, rach, and jake & anyone who wants to try & BRUCE, if u r reading this. =)
wokays. here it goes~
1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date?
a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.)
b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.)
c) Painting in the park (5 pts)
d) Rock concert (1 pt.)
e) Going to the movies (3 pts.)
2. What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.)
b) Alternative (1 pt.)
c) Soft Rock (4 pts.)
d) Country (5 pts.)
e) Pop (3 pts.)
3. What type of movies do you prefer?
a) Comedy (2 pts.)
b) Horror (1 pt.)
c) Musical (3 pts.)
d) Romance (4 pts.)
e) Documentary (5 pts.)
4. Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could choose one of these?
a) Waiter (4 pts..)
b) Professional Sports Player (5 pts.)
c) Teacher (3 pts.)
d) Police (2 pts.)
e) Cashier (1 pt)
5 What do you do with your spare time?
a) Exercise (5 pts.)
b) Read (4 pts.)
c) Watch television (2 pts.)
d) Listen to music (1 pt.)
e) Sleep (3 pts.)
6. Which one of the following colors do you like best?
a) Yellow (1 pt.)
b) White (5 pts..)
c) Sky Blue (3 pts.)
d) Dark Blue (2 pts.)
e) Red (4 pts.)
7. What do you prefer to eat?
a) Snow (3 pts..)
b) Pizza (2 pts.)
c) Sushi (1 pt.)
d) Pasta (4 pts.)
e) Salad (5 pts.)
8. What is your favorite holiday ?
a) Halloween (1 pt.)
b) Christmas (3 pts.)
c) New Year (2 pts.)
d) Valentine's Day (4 pts.)
e) Thanksgiving (5 pts.)
9. If you could go to one of these places which one would it be?
a) Paris (4 pts)
b) Spain(5 pts)
c) Las Vegas(1 pt)
d) Hawaii(4 pts)
e) Hollywood (3 pts)
10. With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?
a) Someone Smart (5 pts.)
b) Someone attractive (2 pts.)
c) Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.)
d) Someone who always has fun (3 pts.)
e) Someone very sentimental (4 pts.)
Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting for! Put your character in the subject line and forward to your friends and back to the person that sent this to you.
Very interesting to see 'who' your friends are!
(10-16 points) You are Garfield:
You are very comfortable, easy going, and you definitely know how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know what you are doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may not see things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do what is right. Try to remember, your happy spirit may hurt you or others.
(17-23 points) You are Snoopy:
You are fun; you are very cool and popular. You always know what's in and you ' re never out of style , y you are good at knowing how to satisfy everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days more than once but you always come home with the family values that you learned Being married and having children are important to you, but only after you have had your share of fun times
(24-28 points) You are Elmo:
You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to give advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and you always see the bright side of things. Some good advice: try not to be too much of a dreamer. Dreaming too big could cause many conflicts in your life.
(29-35 points) You are
Sponge Bob Square Pants:
You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never wants to lose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey, it' s funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people and you will be stress free.
(36-43 points) You are Charlie Brown:
You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your Mom every Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few Birthdays. Don't let your passion confuse you with reality.
(44-50 points ) You are Dexter:
You are smart and definitely a thinker... Every situation is fronted with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family principles. You maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad situation when it comes. Try to do less over thinking every once in a while to spice things up a bit with spontaneity!
bwahaha. So what are u?
You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never wants to lose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey, it' s funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people and you will be stress free.
(36-43 points) You are Charlie Brown:
You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your Mom every Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few Birthdays. Don't let your passion confuse you with reality.
(44-50 points ) You are Dexter:
You are smart and definitely a thinker... Every situation is fronted with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family principles. You maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad situation when it comes. Try to do less over thinking every once in a while to spice things up a bit with spontaneity!
bwahaha. So what are u?
Sponge-Jess-No-Pants
-out-
Labels: crap
as written on; Monday, February 18, 2008
12:41 AM | 0 comments
Brown & Swirly. Yums.
Take a look at this...
What's the first thing that comes into ur mind?
It's actually edible.
And heck no, it is not poop!!!
What's the first thing that comes into ur mind?It's actually edible.
And heck no, it is not poop!!!
It's bread!!
YES!!!
Genuine B.R.E.A.D!!!
In the shape of poop.
Cute ain't it?
wheeeeee~
bibubibu.
No, seriously. It's shit. XD
oh.And it's been such a long time since i've seen my relatives.
So when i did c them, guess wat?
I forgot what to call them. xp
I just called them aunty & uncle instead of "Ah Yi & Yi Jiong"
Their reaction?
My parents reaction?
My reaction?
I'm in alot of trouble. x]
P/s: It really is bread. x)
weeheehee,
Jess
as written on; Sunday, February 17, 2008
12:42 AM | 2 comments
Read this!! It's Interesting :3
Guess what?!
THIS IS INTERESTING!!!!
I learnt a new word today.
LMAO
woOooOOOooo.
I like I like!!
okay fine.
I know it's kinda lame.
And i know i'm outdated.
But seriously, i forgot which idiot told me that LMAO was some sort of anime character.
WTF!
I doubt she even knew what it meant.
Jia jia trying to be miss know-it-all.
yeah. "SHE"
It's all i remember, the gender of that idiot. :[
But anyways.
Thanks to my dearie Fai-chan.
*sayang*
I can now Laugh My Arse Off.
Wheeeee~
Btw. I'm tired of peeling shells off hard boil eggs.
Chicken eggs, Century eggs, Quail eggs.
Why r they in caps?
=______=
I've been peeling them for the sake of my relatives.
My hands look like wrinkled prunes!!!!!
They had better finish them all up later on.
Wokays.
Dad's calling me to peel the potatoes now.
*help*
Should have made a run fer it when i had the chance.
wrinkled up,
Jess
as written on; Saturday, February 2, 2008
7:14 AM | 0 comments
Skinny Fatso
I'm soooo exausted. >.<
U can say i spent nearly half the day at church. (multimedia ministry)
I have one word to say:
WOAH
I never knew this would be so challenging.
Especially on sundays where i'll have to be at church by 8AM!!!!
I can barely wake up on a skool day.
Now my "sleeping sunday"= "normal skool day"
boohoo.
ah well. It was my decision though.
So i'm gonna stick to it! learn & serve as much as i can. :]
But my parents aren't that thrilled though.
They think it's a waste of time & i will be spending TOO MUCH time in church. x(
Hopefully God will give me the strength & commitment i need.
Btw. I'M TURNING INTO A SKINNY FATSO.
SKINNY ON THE INSIDE, A FAT SLOB ON THE OUTSIDE.
That is all i can think of myself this holiday.
Or rather, b4 this holiday.
I'll become a FATTY FATSO in & out after the holidays if i don't do any exercises. xp
I need motivation!!!
I'm gonna stick my pwetty face on Paris Hilton's body. nyahaha.
or Jessica Alba's body. Gosh she's beautiful.
WHat?! This will motivate me to get a body like hers. LOL.
Daddy needs motivation too. He looks like a pregnant man. =x
I'll help him stick his face on......
hmmm......
on......Arnold Schwarzennger!!!
But too bad. He's already taken by my dearest mum. *winks*
I'm so crappy. nyahaha.
time for bed,
Jess
U can say i spent nearly half the day at church. (multimedia ministry)
I have one word to say:
WOAH
I never knew this would be so challenging.
Especially on sundays where i'll have to be at church by 8AM!!!!
I can barely wake up on a skool day.
Now my "sleeping sunday"= "normal skool day"
boohoo.
ah well. It was my decision though.
So i'm gonna stick to it! learn & serve as much as i can. :]
But my parents aren't that thrilled though.
They think it's a waste of time & i will be spending TOO MUCH time in church. x(
Hopefully God will give me the strength & commitment i need.
Btw. I'M TURNING INTO A SKINNY FATSO.
SKINNY ON THE INSIDE, A FAT SLOB ON THE OUTSIDE.
That is all i can think of myself this holiday.
Or rather, b4 this holiday.
I'll become a FATTY FATSO in & out after the holidays if i don't do any exercises. xp
I need motivation!!!
I'm gonna stick my pwetty face on Paris Hilton's body. nyahaha.
or Jessica Alba's body. Gosh she's beautiful.
WHat?! This will motivate me to get a body like hers. LOL.
Daddy needs motivation too. He looks like a pregnant man. =x
I'll help him stick his face on......
hmmm......
on......Arnold Schwarzennger!!!
My dad will look soooo HOT. teehee.
But too bad. He's already taken by my dearest mum. *winks*
I'm so crappy. nyahaha.
time for bed,
Jess
Labels: crap, skinny fatso
as written on; Sunday, January 27, 2008
8:55 AM | 0 comments
complaining
Can u believe it?
Me forgetting my url fer blogspot.
ME!?!
First time man. To think i recently created a new one.
Actually it ain't that unbelievable. XD
I've already created 4 blogs b4 which i conveniently abandoned.
Can't blame me fer being a big headed prawn. x(
Hehe. I haven't been updating lately coz........
I've been strangly bz and lz.
But isn't that always my standard punya excuse?
My blogs are all over the place though.
Cis-nya. Bu shuang.
In war now. with my ultimate enemy.
EXAMS!!
man i hate em.
but somehow i on9 more.
compared to the time when i was exam free.
weird* wonder what was i doing at those times.
pauses to think..
mind wandering off..
starts dreaming in her own fantasy world again.
hopeless* aih.
Ahh. Nak masuk tidur skrg lar.
Goodnite everyone.
sleepy,
Jess
Me forgetting my url fer blogspot.
ME!?!
First time man. To think i recently created a new one.
Actually it ain't that unbelievable. XD
I've already created 4 blogs b4 which i conveniently abandoned.
Can't blame me fer being a big headed prawn. x(
Hehe. I haven't been updating lately coz........
I've been strangly bz and lz.
But isn't that always my standard punya excuse?
My blogs are all over the place though.
Cis-nya. Bu shuang.
In war now. with my ultimate enemy.
EXAMS!!
man i hate em.
but somehow i on9 more.
compared to the time when i was exam free.
weird* wonder what was i doing at those times.
pauses to think..
mind wandering off..
starts dreaming in her own fantasy world again.
hopeless* aih.
Ahh. Nak masuk tidur skrg lar.
Goodnite everyone.
sleepy,
Jess
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