as written on; Thursday, January 31, 2008
2:40 AM | 0 comments
Lame driving with retarded driver
Jess is broke this month. well, more like after today. x(
I need $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ this cny. sobs*
BTW, i drove to 1U today ALL BY MYSELF.
I'm so proud. *wipes tear away*
nyahaha. But still. I got lost. XD
Had to make an emergency call to my saviour ONION to rescue me.
*sayang*
It was a lil' blueberry JAM on the way & i came up
with this rule which can be applied to most ppl out there.
I named it "JESSICA'S ROAD SURVIVAL GUIDE".
1. NEVER change to the lane which seems faster.
Once u change to that lane,it will automatically become slower than the lane b4.
I know. I've tried. xp
2. Do not signal if u wanna cut lanes.
Once u do, the car on that lane willsuddenly speed up & block u
from going into their so called territory.
Just make a dangerous turn and allow them to horn at u like hell
while u snicker at them wif glee. muahahaha.
3. To park or not to park. LEGALLY. x)
Target ppl with plastic bags, monitor their movements, their eyes.
Look which car they are staring at.
Wait for it... wait for it...
car beeps*
YES!!!! IT"S DAT CAR!!!
zooms right in front of that car and turns on signal.
Take that!!! nyahahaha..
Stranger: sorry miss. We're just putting stuff, not leaving.
Jess: =___________=
4. Women drivers. OMG-ness.
I have no comments. LOL
I'm still a teen!!! I'm excluded from this.
Yeah rite. U R ONE OF THEM!! xp
I'm not 100% sure if this will help improve ur driving skills.
It's just crap mind u. so, anyway, why are you even reading my blog?
Don't u have better things to do, huh?
Hoping I'll ditch some dirt about myself?
u want a piece of me punk!?
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
OMGOSH. I AM MEAN! WOoOOoo.
But anyway. I'm also pretty sad that SOME PPL r goin off to aus to study.
sigh* First ally. Now that soh lou.
Who's next? Don't wanna noe.
I tot i ngan fa tim when he told me.
Awww. that is just so sad man. :[
It's raining heavily now.
I can't even heard the music from my laptop.
Can't even watch that retarded astro with it's lame signals.
So here i am. bloggin like nobody's business.
Typical.
p/s: thanks ONION!!! Fer the rescue in my time of sesated-ness & baskin robbins!!
Strawberry flavour! YUMS* I will buy mr.tako fer u. Made in china. x)
starvin,
Jess
I need $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ this cny. sobs*
BTW, i drove to 1U today ALL BY MYSELF.
I'm so proud. *wipes tear away*
nyahaha. But still. I got lost. XD
Had to make an emergency call to my saviour ONION to rescue me.
*sayang*
It was a lil' blueberry JAM on the way & i came up
with this rule which can be applied to most ppl out there.
I named it "JESSICA'S ROAD SURVIVAL GUIDE".
1. NEVER change to the lane which seems faster.
Once u change to that lane,it will automatically become slower than the lane b4.
I know. I've tried. xp
2. Do not signal if u wanna cut lanes.
Once u do, the car on that lane willsuddenly speed up & block u
from going into their so called territory.
Just make a dangerous turn and allow them to horn at u like hell
while u snicker at them wif glee. muahahaha.
3. To park or not to park. LEGALLY. x)
Target ppl with plastic bags, monitor their movements, their eyes.
Look which car they are staring at.
Wait for it... wait for it...
car beeps*
YES!!!! IT"S DAT CAR!!!
zooms right in front of that car and turns on signal.
Take that!!! nyahahaha..
Stranger: sorry miss. We're just putting stuff, not leaving.
Jess: =___________=
4. Women drivers. OMG-ness.
I have no comments. LOL
I'm still a teen!!! I'm excluded from this.
Yeah rite. U R ONE OF THEM!! xp
I'm not 100% sure if this will help improve ur driving skills.
It's just crap mind u. so, anyway, why are you even reading my blog?
Don't u have better things to do, huh?
Hoping I'll ditch some dirt about myself?
u want a piece of me punk!?
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
OMGOSH. I AM MEAN! WOoOOoo.
But anyway. I'm also pretty sad that SOME PPL r goin off to aus to study.
sigh* First ally. Now that soh lou.
Who's next? Don't wanna noe.
I tot i ngan fa tim when he told me.
Awww. that is just so sad man. :[
It's raining heavily now.
I can't even heard the music from my laptop.
Can't even watch that retarded astro with it's lame signals.
So here i am. bloggin like nobody's business.
Typical.
p/s: thanks ONION!!! Fer the rescue in my time of sesated-ness & baskin robbins!!
Strawberry flavour! YUMS* I will buy mr.tako fer u. Made in china. x)
starvin,
Jess
Labels: interesting, Lame driving
as written on; Wednesday, January 30, 2008
6:37 AM | 0 comments
A more matured me
Hears discussion from downstairs.
Mum: I told u not to book it! Now we can't get a refund!
Dad: I'm not even sure yet. But we can get back the airport taxes.
Mum: Jessica! Can u come down a sec?!
I seriously didn't think much about it.
Runs downstairs.
Mum: I told u not to book it! Now we can't get a refund!
Dad: I'm not even sure yet. But we can get back the airport taxes.
Mum: Jessica! Can u come down a sec?!
I seriously didn't think much about it.
Runs downstairs.
Dad: If daddy can't make it fer the trip to Shanghai would u still wanna go wif mummy?
Jess: What do u mean u can't make it? U mean u can't take leave?
Dad: I said IF.
Jess: Ur boss not letting u off?
Mum: Tell ur boss how would he feel if he had to spend his cny alone at home.
He's an idiot. Just take the leave. Who cares if he grumbles & mumbles?!
Jess: Man i hate ur boss. He's just PURE EVIL.
Dad: I was just saying. I know what to do. Don't worry. smiles*
It really pissed me off.I could really imagine myself walking up to
my dad's FARKIN' SELFISH FUGLY STUPID AIR-HEADED BOSS to give
him a chunk of my mind!!!!
Mum said he should die now. =x
Said if he were to have a heart attack in the office all the ppl will all run away.
Just leave him there until he's dead then come back to the rescue.
I tot it was pretty funny & sarcastic at that time. =p
But the downside was that his son would take over the company.
He might hire his own ppl to work fer him then.
So that fugly old man should deserve some life in him til i can support my own family.
Reality just hit me hard today.
I sudd felt really pressured to get a job. u know...
Get some greens so that my parents won't have to work so hard.
And face those kinds of sucky boss.
My dad always told me to be my own boss one day, open my own business.
"Be ur own boss" he says, looking straight into my eyes.
"But be a boss who takes care of ur employees, don't take them for granted.
Respect them & they will respect u in return."
My dad is just so deep.Even in real life.
He always puts other ppl first b4 him.
I really respect him fer that.
I couldn't ask fer a better father than him.
This incident just made me think. ALOT.
I've just emerged into a new person.
With a new mission.
I know God has a plan ahead fer me & i have faith i can do it BIG.
What we are today is the result of our own past actions;
Whatever we wish to be in the future depends on our present actions;
Decide how you have to act now.
We are responsible for what we are, whatever we wish ourselves to be.
We have the power to make ourselves.
emo,
Jess
as written on; Monday, January 28, 2008
11:10 PM | 0 comments
Just my day
MY DAM BLARDY USELESS COMPUTER IS
STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!
Peyton: Stupid is a bad word.
Jess: -pause-. sowee. Mmmph. >.<
Rather, it's my dad's desktop that's slow.
He deleted all my movies and my drama and my anime AND my EDITING PROGRAM!!!
said it were all infected with creepy crawlies a.k.a virus.
snort*
I was going to use it to to design my all so famous black and white designs
for emily punya, not to mention fer my blog & websites.
Then i went on and thought i'll design "the" box instead fer her.
Goes into room, opens my cupboard, searches everywhere.
*SCREAMS*
mum threw away the box. She thought it was rubbish. swt.
Grrrrrrrr.
Don't try to piss me off ppl.
Or else you will go through walls.
I also cleaned the whole house.
That's the one part i dislike bout cny.
Felt abit like cinderella.
I was only missing two evil stepsisters to boss me around.
Mum took the role of the evil stepmother while i was cinderella.
Mum (evil stepmom) : JESSICA!!! (Cinderella)!!!!
Wipe the windows!!
Clean the grills!!
Change the curtains!!
Wash the fans!!
Sweep & mop the floor!!
*Nags on*
Jess (modern cinderella) : Yes mom. (grumbles in heart) x(
emotion-less,
Jess
Peyton: Stupid is a bad word.
Jess: -pause-. sowee. Mmmph. >.<
Rather, it's my dad's desktop that's slow.
He deleted all my movies and my drama and my anime AND my EDITING PROGRAM!!!
said it were all infected with creepy crawlies a.k.a virus.
snort*
I was going to use it to to design my all so famous black and white designs
for emily punya, not to mention fer my blog & websites.
Then i went on and thought i'll design "the" box instead fer her.
Goes into room, opens my cupboard, searches everywhere.
*SCREAMS*
mum threw away the box. She thought it was rubbish. swt.
Grrrrrrrr.
Don't try to piss me off ppl.
Or else you will go through walls.
I also cleaned the whole house.
That's the one part i dislike bout cny.
Felt abit like cinderella.
I was only missing two evil stepsisters to boss me around.
Mum took the role of the evil stepmother while i was cinderella.
Mum (evil stepmom) : JESSICA!!! (Cinderella)!!!!
Wipe the windows!!
Clean the grills!!
Change the curtains!!
Wash the fans!!
Sweep & mop the floor!!
*Nags on*
Jess (modern cinderella) : Yes mom. (grumbles in heart) x(
emotion-less,
Jess
Labels: complaining
12:18 AM | 0 comments
Byebye finals. Hello sweet SWEET holidays. :]
I went shopping with my Papa and Mama! Y
woooo!
FINALS R FINALLY OVER!
cheers to that man.
My last paper didn't go too well though.
stupik Mansur with his fuggin' tips.
I've nvr done so much swearin in an exam b4. xp
At least the whole campus is going down with me.
evil laugh*
Anyway. As i was saying.
I went shopping with my Papa and Mama!
woooo!
FINALS R FINALLY OVER!
cheers to that man.
My last paper didn't go too well though.
stupik Mansur with his fuggin' tips.
I've nvr done so much swearin in an exam b4. xp
At least the whole campus is going down with me.
evil laugh*
Anyway. As i was saying.
I went shopping with my Papa and Mama!
zZzzZzzZ
Dad's so vain.
Mum's lagi vain.
Nyahaha.
We bought some pretty HOT stuff fer cny.
Especially mua' weeeeee.
*I inherited my parents "vain genes"* x)
I also cleaned my desk, re-organized EVERYTHING,
especially my books from the previous study war and amazingly,
it looks sooo pretty now. =))
Dad's so vain.
Mum's lagi vain.
Nyahaha.
We bought some pretty HOT stuff fer cny.
Especially mua' weeeeee.
*I inherited my parents "vain genes"* x)
I also cleaned my desk, re-organized EVERYTHING,
especially my books from the previous study war and amazingly,
it looks sooo pretty now. =))
woooo
Man do I love me. :3
I've got so many plans fer this holiday.
I'm gonna do so many things.
Things i'm not even sure i can fulfill.
Still worth a shot doncha think?
Live with no regrets!
Live life to the fullest!
Try new things!
We've gotta expand ourselves people!!!
Jess is officially nutz.
Holiday mafia mood,
jess
Man do I love me. :3
I've got so many plans fer this holiday.
I'm gonna do so many things.
Things i'm not even sure i can fulfill.
Still worth a shot doncha think?
Live with no regrets!
Live life to the fullest!
Try new things!
We've gotta expand ourselves people!!!
Jess is officially nutz.
Holiday mafia mood,
jess
Labels: loose wire
as written on; Sunday, January 27, 2008
8:55 AM | 0 comments
complaining
Can u believe it?
Me forgetting my url fer blogspot.
ME!?!
First time man. To think i recently created a new one.
Actually it ain't that unbelievable. XD
I've already created 4 blogs b4 which i conveniently abandoned.
Can't blame me fer being a big headed prawn. x(
Hehe. I haven't been updating lately coz........
I've been strangly bz and lz.
But isn't that always my standard punya excuse?
My blogs are all over the place though.
Cis-nya. Bu shuang.
In war now. with my ultimate enemy.
EXAMS!!
man i hate em.
but somehow i on9 more.
compared to the time when i was exam free.
weird* wonder what was i doing at those times.
pauses to think..
mind wandering off..
starts dreaming in her own fantasy world again.
hopeless* aih.
Ahh. Nak masuk tidur skrg lar.
Goodnite everyone.
sleepy,
Jess
Me forgetting my url fer blogspot.
ME!?!
First time man. To think i recently created a new one.
Actually it ain't that unbelievable. XD
I've already created 4 blogs b4 which i conveniently abandoned.
Can't blame me fer being a big headed prawn. x(
Hehe. I haven't been updating lately coz........
I've been strangly bz and lz.
But isn't that always my standard punya excuse?
My blogs are all over the place though.
Cis-nya. Bu shuang.
In war now. with my ultimate enemy.
EXAMS!!
man i hate em.
but somehow i on9 more.
compared to the time when i was exam free.
weird* wonder what was i doing at those times.
pauses to think..
mind wandering off..
starts dreaming in her own fantasy world again.
hopeless* aih.
Ahh. Nak masuk tidur skrg lar.
Goodnite everyone.
sleepy,
Jess
Labels: crap
