as written on; Monday, March 31, 2008

7:45 AM | 0 comments

Snarls

i swear if i have to hear 'Beautiful Girls'

or any other horrible mixed rendition one more time....

*biish*
The next person/thing i c will be my victim.
I am feeling murderous right now.

i hate sean kingston.

moody.
Jess

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as written on; Sunday, March 30, 2008

9:56 AM | 0 comments

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stupid blogger. i hate u.
9:27 AM | 0 comments

Josh's look alike.

I think of all the guys i've met, TK, u r juz the best. :3
yeaps. i'm glad ice is so lucky to have u. wakaka.


btw, i'm starting to have phobia against the shuttlecock?
Is it spelled like dat? someone correct me.

I got hit 5 times today with the ball, once with a bottle! WTH!!
I think the ball hates me. The bottle too. :(


& something is definately wrong wif eddy.
Don't u ppl dare give him the link to my blog.
ORELSEIWILLSTRANGLEU!!!


Wokayss. The best is always saved for last.


Does this face look familiar to u?

I saw this browsing the net. :]

Pls dun tell me it's ur cousin or some sort.
I don't want my effort to be wasted. x)
Kewl kan IF u din noe her. lol.
Well josh? Watcha think?
Looks alike? :3
hehehe,
Jess




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as written on; Thursday, March 27, 2008

8:51 AM | 0 comments

Combined trash



This is dam funny wei.

Brace urselves.

W.Long & akit..
OhGAWD. LOL!!!!


They had this dancing competition so their coach made them

shave off their armpit hairs.

URGH!!!!! gross!!!!

Worth tak? XD

hahahahahhahaha.


For those who have nvr seen naruto b4.

Well, u're in luck.

Cartoon Network will be broad casting Naruto, yes the jap anime.

Starting APril 7.

wheeeee.

But it's in english though.

i prefer em talkin in jap. =]


And... it's the second time i'm seeing ah long pte ltd at 1u.

It's dam syok loh wei.

It's still funny, even for the 2nd time.


" U CALL ME AHGUA SOMEMORE!!!"




xp i love this quote. hahahhaa.

crappy,


Jess


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as written on; Friday, March 21, 2008

10:43 PM | 0 comments

.Say hi to Toby.

i suka jadi insipirasi for ppl to blog again.
mwahahahaha.

Anyway. I've adopted a new virtual pet.
It took me a LONG LONG loooonnngggg time to pick out one.
All of them were so cute. =(
So, introducing my new pet tofu.
yes, he's a tofu. LOL

.Toby Dear.

Awwww. Adorable kan? ^^
Hate to say it but alot of ppl have the same pet as mine.
bummer. baaaa. yeah. He's from facebook.
U gotta admit it, there's alot of cute stuff there.x)
.Toby's Profile.
Gender: Male
Location: Tofu world
Looking For: (fluff)Love
Activities: .munching.
Interests: .farting. wheee..
Favorite Foods: veggie? Urk. I love muffins. ^^
Favorite Places: .chocolate city.
About Me: .chew me & i'll bite ur ass.
The pefect pet. I'm so proud.
*wipes tear*


i'm still a noob in facebook though.
I prefer fs. call me outdated. I don't care.


p/s: i was tempted to call him TofuTeng. Doncha think he looks like u? Sounds like u too. bwahahhaha. XD


Happy easter,
Jess

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1:04 AM | 0 comments

Im SpongeBobSquarePants



My fwen sent this to me.
I think it's pretty cute, since i love cartoons. ^.^
So i'm tagging Tengteng, LG jai, myluilui, ky, rach, and jake & anyone who wants to try & BRUCE, if u r reading this. =)
wokays. here it goes~

1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date?
a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.)
b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.)
c) Painting in the park (5 pts)
d) Rock concert (1 pt.)
e) Going to the movies (3 pts.)

2. What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.)
b) Alternative (1 pt.)
c) Soft Rock (4 pts.)
d) Country (5 pts.)
e) Pop (3 pts.)

3. What type of movies do you prefer?
a) Comedy (2 pts.)
b) Horror (1 pt.)
c) Musical (3 pts.)
d) Romance (4 pts.)
e) Documentary (5 pts.)

4. Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could choose one of these?
a) Waiter (4 pts..)
b) Professional Sports Player (5 pts.)
c) Teacher (3 pts.)
d) Police (2 pts.)
e) Cashier (1 pt)

5 What do you do with your spare time?
a) Exercise (5 pts.)
b) Read (4 pts.)
c) Watch television (2 pts.)
d) Listen to music (1 pt.)
e) Sleep (3 pts.)

6. Which one of the following colors do you like best?
a) Yellow (1 pt.)
b) White (5 pts..)
c) Sky Blue (3 pts.)
d) Dark Blue (2 pts.)
e) Red (4 pts.)

7. What do you prefer to eat?
a) Snow (3 pts..)
b) Pizza (2 pts.)
c) Sushi (1 pt.)
d) Pasta (4 pts.)
e) Salad (5 pts.)

8. What is your favorite holiday ?
a) Halloween (1 pt.)
b) Christmas (3 pts.)
c) New Year (2 pts.)
d) Valentine's Day (4 pts.)
e) Thanksgiving (5 pts.)

9. If you could go to one of these places which one would it be?
a) Paris (4 pts)
b) Spain(5 pts)
c) Las Vegas(1 pt)
d) Hawaii(4 pts)
e) Hollywood (3 pts)

10. With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?
a) Someone Smart (5 pts.)
b) Someone attractive (2 pts.)
c) Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.)
d) Someone who always has fun (3 pts.)
e) Someone very sentimental (4 pts.)

Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting for! Put your character in the subject line and forward to your friends and back to the person that sent this to you.
Very interesting to see 'who' your friends are!

(10-16 points) You are Garfield:
You are very comfortable, easy going, and you definitely know how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know what you are doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may not see things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do what is right. Try to remember, your happy spirit may hurt you or others.

(17-23 points) You are Snoopy:
You are fun; you are very cool and popular. You always know what's in and you ' re never out of style , y you are good at knowing how to satisfy everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days more than once but you always come home with the family values that you learned Being married and having children are important to you, but only after you have had your share of fun times

(24-28 points) You are Elmo:
You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to give advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and you always see the bright side of things. Some good advice: try not to be too much of a dreamer. Dreaming too big could cause many conflicts in your life.

(29-35 points) You are
Sponge Bob Square Pants:
You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never wants to lose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey, it' s funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people and you will be stress free.

(36-43 points) You are Charlie Brown:
You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your Mom every Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few Birthdays. Don't let your passion confuse you with reality.

(44-50 points ) You are Dexter:
You are smart and definitely a thinker... Every situation is fronted with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family principles. You maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad situation when it comes. Try to do less over thinking every once in a while to spice things up a bit with spontaneity!


bwahaha. So what are u?



Sponge-Jess-No-Pants


-out-




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as written on; Sunday, March 16, 2008

8:36 AM | 0 comments

^-^

Accounts makes me feel like my head is filled with coconut water.
*slosh slosh slosh*

And i got free shower today.
Thanks to those ppl who sabor me this morning.
U guys wait ur turn lar.
I remember each and every one of u.
Revenge~
muahahaha.
Oh. and thanks fer the present.
Thanks ps & sabs fer hunting it at mv.
Thanks mh fer the homemade cake.
I feel like a lil kid now. x)

I wanna write more but i'm currently wiped out.
My hair is still wet but i don't care.
I am gonna sleep now & have frizzy hair tomolo morning.
Goodnite ppl.

Snores*
Jess

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as written on; Thursday, March 13, 2008

8:10 AM | 0 comments

.My Special Day.

GUESSWHATGUESSWHATGUESSWHAT?!!!
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!
..WEEHEEHEEEEEEE..

I wanna thank all the ppl who stayed up for the strike of midnight to wish me.

TQ to all my TA5 frens for giving me
such a great b'day celebration.
The movie. Food. Karaoke. Birthday Cake. PRESENT!!!!
I feel so blessed. :]
Heart u kenny for the preparations & plans.
Heart u tenza for lunch.
Heart u Choyling for the arrangements.
Gam mou... yeah. heart u jacky for the cake, ideas & everything. =))

I AM NOW PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT...............................
I AM AN OFFICIAL OWNER OF CUPIDO!!!!!
OH MY GAWD.!!!!
HE'S AS BIG AS WATSON DOG!!!
TQ.TQ.TQ.TQ.TQ.TQ!!!!!!!!!!!

and U THREE!!!Aww man..
I LOVE U GUYS!!!
It was such a surprise man.
Nice one. I din suspect a thing.
Thank u for ur presents!!!
I enjoyed ripping off the wrapping paper. =)
I heart the handbag.
I heart the handmade notebook.
*I cried as i saw wat u wrote & did*
Sobsob.
I heart the wabbit keychain, the watch, the necklace, the MARSHMALLOWS, ETC....

Then Tk & Ice came my house to celebrate second round at nite,

together with my family. kyahhahahahah.
More ppl= more presents. LOL.


*Pictures uploaded*


Cl, plz dun kill me when u c this. XD

open fire cl!


This is too big for 9 ppl. But still. Xinfu-nya. xp

.tenza. choyling. jess. ice. bruce. kenny. engrent. jacky. kaiye.

aihz. Bruce ar Bruce. U're the genuine morfed monkey king.

I like the way they sing =)


*take 1*

*take 2* *take 3*


*cheese* *poser*


*OMG, i can't bear to watch*

*me & icey* *My beloved fwens with their surprise plan**MUAHAHAHA* *beams* *yes yes, we noe, we're cute* XD *ERM?*

*My Pwesents ^^ *


OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
I'm so excited.
I'm goin nuts.
*pants*


I love u God for giving me such wonderful frens + loving family. ^^

* don't ask me why the pictures are so small. i also tak tau mengape.*

*For clearer pictures, click the link below*

*CLICK*

still high,
Jess*

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as written on; Sunday, March 9, 2008

9:18 AM | 0 comments

My Sunday

6am dah bangun pagi ni.
Multimedia crew. console meeting.
I was sleepy & HUNGRY. =[
But today was worth it.
Ah wen puji i got skills in designing the slides.
wheeheeheeeee.

11am.
Tummy: Helooo! I'm hungry. FeedmeFeedme! FEED ME!!!
Jess: Guai lar. Tahan a while yeah. I sek fan. =3
Tummy: I hate u.

Thank u W.Loong for buying me breakfast when i was starving to death.
Chocolate muffins. *nyam nyam nyam*

2pm.
I had a BIG heavy omg-ish enourmous portion of fried rice.
With soup. xD Homemade.
I love u mama.

Now I'm so full.
So so so very full and ROUND that you could probably roll me.
Can u imagine me rolling? It seems like something a porcupine would do. :]

4pm.
Must not fall asleep...
Must watch tv....
*snores*

6.30pm
Waits fer Tk to fetch me fer badminton.
Gets kepo with dad about politics while waiting.

Jess to dad: y ah? how oh? means ape?
Dad: Tak tau. Ask mum.
Jess to mum: y ah? how oh? means ape?
Mum: Dunno. Ask dad.
Jess: -.-"

7pm
Badminton. Exercise!!
Go Go Go.

9.30pm
MAKAN!
Curry chicken + toast at Kopitiam.

10.30pm
Makan AGAIN!!
Chui Chui Sui~
Thank u TK fer the ice blendy caramel mocha.

Plays Uno with WL, Jacky, Foong, Icey, Tk, LiTeng, Eddy & KY.

11.30pm
*Phone rings*
*mum*
*sei loh*

11.31pm
Tk flies me back to my house.

11.45pm
*opens house door*
*sees dad*
*gives him a weak smile*
heheheheheee??

12.30am
Byebye. Goodnite. =]

ps: I now proclaim every sun badminton nite! ^^



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as written on; Wednesday, March 5, 2008

5:08 AM | 0 comments

...Jess's hair+ brown hair dye=?...

i dyed my hair today if anyone would notice.
But i doubt anyone will.
My hair is still the same colour.

BLACK.

Juz that now after dyeing,it has turned into a slight
LIGHTISH BLACK.

I mau mati. My fren, i think lagi mau mati.
After helping me dye for so long.....
Now i'll have to wait fer some time first b4 i can dye again.
My hair damaged for nothing. sobs.

This is the last time i'm doin DIY. biish.
stupid Revlon.

ps: My hair is still soooo unchanged that even my mum tak notice anything with my hair. And she's the sharp one!! :[

Unsuccessful black hair girl,
Jess

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as written on; Tuesday, March 4, 2008

5:10 AM | 0 comments

mixed up inside

U make me feel guilty.
Stop treating me so good.
Please don't let my heart go soft.
Or should I? :x

In a mess,
Jess

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as written on; Monday, March 3, 2008

1:24 AM | 0 comments

Tv Crisis

Blardy television.
I feel so betrayed!
First my pendrive then the laptop now my tv!?
How is this happening to me?
I think techonology hates me. Grrrrr.
This is the LAST TIME I'm attaching so many feelings of sentimentaliy to a piece of electronic.

I was happily watching Disney Channel downstairs.
cartoons, i will watch them no matter how old i get!!
They make me feel happy. =3


Then suddenly my tv jams up. The horror.
It juz froze there, as if being shot by a freeze ray.
I tried all the buttons on the remote.
Nothing.
I grabbed the phone, practically spewing swear words, muttering bout the incompetence of Astro.
And FYI, I absolutely cannot stand pre-recorded answering systems!!

For Bm *pause* press 1, for English *pause* press 2...
That calm polite pre-recorded lady's voice makes me crazy.
I stabbed at the number, destroying my own finger cells in the process.

*Ur call has been put in a queue, pls be patience & wait for our assistance*

I am NOT a patient person.
Few minutes later i hang up, having half a mind to fling the phone against the wall.
I just about burst a vein trying to get to Astro.

Screams at the phone then the tv.

what the bleeding hell is wrong wif u?
Tries to hack the whole tv system from scrap.
Amazingly, simply by pressing switches and controls,"American Dragon" is back on. =/

okay i'm happy again.
LalaLalala~

Oh. & err. Jen's hamster died. =(
I'm sending thoughts of yummy hamster treats up to hamster heaven.
May he be furry, fat, happy and full. =D

half half,
Jess

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[[ .Introduction. ]]

Name: JessicaJhq
Bdae: 13th march
Nicks: Cherry
Skool: Ask me
Contact: Ask me too

[[ .Typically Me. ]]

JESS is weird. :3
Still learning to drive.
Loves to play ps *especially beatin up the bad guys by accident*.
Can wiggle her nose like wabbit.
Loves photography.
Takes the role of being LAME/LAMER/LAMEST OF ALL.
STILL acts like a KID.
Sensitive at times.
Stubborn & not to mention LAZY.
I'm a couch potato.
Hard to move my ass off da couch once i've placed my butt in position.
Imaginative, loves japanese anime,
shopping, cartoons & FOOD.
Blah blah blah. Ask me. :]





[[ .Crapping Box. ]]



[[ .My Fav Babes. ]]

mini ling mini teng
mini wc

[[ .My Friends. ]]

|Kayan| |Fai-LMAO| |ZhengWei| |Rachel| |WaiBin| |Bruce| |Gam Mou| |Liwei| |Munya| |Yoongwei| |Cynthia| |Leeyien| |Bryan| |GoodBin| |Jasmine.Tea| |WChien| |ChoyLing| |Karen| |HuiSee| |Hakuna.Matata| |Crystal.Clear| |Kikie| |Zheng Yang| |PooiKee| |Puimon| |Munsuet| |Princess.Puiyee| |KennyLoh|

[[ .E12 Members. ]]

|Pohsim| |Sabrina| |Jonathan| |Kevin| |Hazel| |MinHuei| |Josh| |Sam| |Julian| |Alethea| |Anna|

[[ .My Links. ]]

F.A.C.E.B.O.O.K
Mr B.O.O.M.B.A
P.O.Z.A.M.A.N
CHCKL
cheesie
dawnyang
kennysia

[[ .My Old Junkies. ]]

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